I Can't Believe this Un-Fucking-Believable Bullshit!!!

So Carol Kane is rolling over in her grave today....even though she is still alive....and not dead....and probably doing just fine...Anyway, her and her alter-ego, Jill Johnson, from the classic 1979 shocker, "When A Stranger Calls," should be good and pissed today as the first trailer from the abomination that is the film's remake was posted on the internet today. I will not post a link to it, because you shouldn't watch it.

The ONE trick and real shock of the film is FUCKING revealed in the trailer....not sort of revealed....by FUCKING UNDENIABLY IN YOUR FACE revealed. You can't not let it be revealed is how revealed it is....un-fucking-believable. Now, I'm sure they've gone ahead and added a whole bunch of dopey twists and turns to "freshen up" the original....but I don't give a fuck...not only did they ruin what will most likely be the only good part of the remake...but now anyone who was to go back and try and watch the actual film...the original film...the good film...would have the best part ruined. So I warn you....DO NOT WATCH the trailer. And fuck those fuckers who fucking made it....

Look for yourself...the new broad in it even looks dopey.